Butt-dialing the Billionaire
My imitation of our billionaire boss had everyone laughing. Well…almost everyone. Worst. Butt-dial. Ever!
They say he's a notorious rake. An international jet-set bad boy.
And now I hear he wants to track down the jokester on the other end of the butt-dial.
Me. Eep!
But I’m not worried: we’re tight like family in this office—no way will my co-workers rat me out.
Things die down after a few months, and I’m pretty sure I’m safe.
Thank goodness, because I have my hands full with our lazy, arrogant new office gopher. He has the worst work ethic I’ve ever seen—how did he even get hired? It’s like he’s never worked in an office in his life!